Miscellaneous: Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my...

By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By EllieJ - 23/03/2011 15:22

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 144

You deserved it 4 322

By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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You deserved it 2 221

By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 198

By anonymous - 12/10/2010 03:06 - France

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

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You deserved it 3 078

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML

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You deserved it 85

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By nuerrotticc - 06/01/2011 08:58

Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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You deserved it 6 707

By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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You deserved it 3 526

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:02

Take the bricks and throw them back. ******* vandals will get a lump on the head and a valuable lesson about who NOT TO **** WITH.

deebaybeee19 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:04

hey, they're reusable. stop bitching and enjoy your gifts.

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loserman67 35

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:11

Dude - an alarm clock would be much less expensive and a lot less dangerous!

MeLuvBewbs 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:11

Collect em and play Tetris!

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:13

welcome to the city life.

MelTheGreat 23

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:14

Darn those little piggies.

LaughinStock 16

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:22

Ladies and gentlemen this is how the story of the three little piggies and the big bad wolf started.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:15

Baby mama is pissed!

Keylogger_0 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:15

When you see it, bricks will be shat...

StromyG2 10

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:15

At least you didn't over sleep...

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:17

It's time for you to move out of that house. Anything can happen from that day onwards.

CoolRainbowdash 15

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:21

You should be glad you didn't get hit in the head

Colonel_Lexi 18

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:22

...and three lives were cut short when OP mowed them down with his car out of blind rage.

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Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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Today, I was tempted into clicking a shady link with the promise of free MP3s of De La Soul’s first four albums, with all the original samples. Long story short, I had to do a system restore on my laptop. Now it won’t play audio files for some inexplicable reason. FML

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Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML

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Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

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Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Today, I discovered that the fire alarm in my building will go insane when I'm trying to cook chicken, but won't make a sound when my towels start actually burning on the radiator. FML

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