By Teenagegirl - 26/03/2012 04:11 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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loserman67 35

Nothing like some good motherly advice. Did she also tell you that it's okay to shoot smack into your arms just as long as you buy the good stuff and not the stuff the dealer stepped on with talcum powder?Did she also tell you it's okay to text and speed and not wear a seatbelt just as long as you kept your drinking to two six packs? Did she also tell you that it okay to make a hard core anal porno / snuff film just so long as the camera angles get your best side? Did she also tell you that sex with your father is okay, just as long as you don't do it better than her? I think you need to move away from mom as soon as possible

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G0odgrief 0

at least she thinks people would be willing to pay good money to have sex with you

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triggerit 5

Op and her mom must be crazy... One couse of her advise... The other couse of asking of advise from such a *****...

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metalwolf 17

Exactly, everyone knows asking your parents for advice is a bad idea. /sarcasm

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downtime 12

As opposed to taking advice from someone with the english skills of an underdeveloped primate.

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naduskalove 3

WTF .... ? Damn , and i thought that my mom can be extreme sometimes ...

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geod69 8

How much you charging

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Sanch101 7

You can only charge a lot if you are really hot. In a way this was a compliment from your mother.

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stepymac 15

That's bad parenting !!!!!

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Calyx_fml 21

The little dirty secret is that even high end call girls get smacked around by psycho clients every once in a while. It's a dangerous profession regardless of the pay. The only safe way to do it is incall with a martial artist body guard in the next room.

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