By Teenagegirl - 26/03/2012 04:11 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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jerseyboy732 16

obviously your mom sees no potential for you in life. sorry op

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micahsmommy 13

Your mum has watched Pretty Woman a few too many times I think. You might want to inform her most prostitutes don't ever meet a Richard Gere and live happily ever after.

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vcapelo 19

Come to Denmark, prostitution is legal here!

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linkinpark98 23

You live in a sad, sad place my friend.

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pinky78711 5

Well people have differnt opinnions and if you havent been their dont judge

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perdix 29

#19, Actually, Denmark is often ranked as the happiest country on Earth and it's always in the top 5.

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j_cat187 19

Really? I heard Denmark has one of the highest suicide rates.

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anarchistpunk 3

Well now we know why its one of the happiest places on Earth..Disneyland can suck it.

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DjeePee 24

Prostitution should be legal in every country. Doesn't matter what you think about it, if a woman (or a man) is willing to have sex for money, a house or even a puppy, (s)he should be free to do so.

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EmreArslan 11

Sorry but I have to do this... @32 it is there not their. That's completely wrong :( even if this is the internet.

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downtime 12

19, Yeah, who wants to live in a place where people are free to make their own choices. What a sad pathetic place that country must be...and any other that offers "freedom". Bring back Saddam, he knew how to run a country...

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writergirl23 19

42, no that may be the case but you should have a look at New Zealand's. I think we rank within the top 5 in the world or something ridiculous for that. And prostitution is illegal here I'm pretty sure. You don't see hookers in the street anyway

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Denmark cooperated with hitler during WWII an killing lots of innocent - no wonder it's almost the happiest place on earth :(

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EmreArslan 11

Obviously most of the money goes to the pimp... And I guess your mother wants you to be a prostitute so she can be your pimp xD

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onlychildFTW 33

Not everyone needs a pimp. You can be a solo one, be your own boss!

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twilightluvr101 4

78, sounds like you know from experience....and a lady pimp is actually called a Madam :-) just sayin :-)

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katiekatlovesu 5

There's something wrong with your mom. Is she on medication?

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br0ccoli 14

ORRR you hook up with an NBA player. You would have the perks, without the stigma. FYL golddiggers

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RodderstheLegend 5

Yeah it's great. You get paid loads, the pimp get's the majority of this and a very likely scenario that you will be beaten, raped and involved in drugs at some point.

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muFilter 19

Mmmm, drugs... Just kidding. Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad.

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loserboii 11

Define a lot! Are we talking double, triple or quadruple digits?

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