By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML
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Luckster 0

Sounds like a gag gift my Dad would give me, even though I'm too much of a wuss to drink. I'll kill myself slowly with cola, thanks.

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Dark_Queen 0

My older brother just died because he was hit by a drunk driver. I think it's a thoughtful gift to give someone. It shows they care.

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idrivefast 0

I'm just guessing you got a DUI before you got this gift

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a_nix777 0

that may very well come in handy someday, I wish my mom would have done the same.

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BlueberryPies 0

I don't understand why this is an FML. Sure, it was a bit late, but four days isn't even THAT late. Furthermore, that little gadget may totally come in handy some day. You should be thanking your Mom, not bitching about it on the internet.

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rzrbcks 0

That is a great gift, idk what you're bitching about.

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dabeachbum 0

okay not the best bday present for u i admit, but... good fer ur mom. she cares be happy stop whining this really isnt an fml its just u complaining that u didnt get 'the best' bday present GET OVER IT :) happy belated bday

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AcdcKicksAss 3

Thats awesome. Those things are fun to play with when your wasted.

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blastvortex 3

Are you kidding? That's an awesome present!

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dudemitch 0

wheres the "you have a ******* awsome mom" button?

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patedog 0

shows that ur mum actually cares about you and that she wants you to stay alive

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