Miscellaneous: Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me...

By embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By struckbystarzz - 27/03/2015 13:12 - United States - Taunton

Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML

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By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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Monday 25 May 2009 12:21

I think there should be an additional category named "Mom".

Serial 2

Monday 25 May 2009 12:04

those lines do get pretty long

Comments

xxsunshine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:29

my dad does the same thing... lol.

pwnrzero 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:34

just what my mom would've done.....good times

genius_man16 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:38

Ouch, that sucks man. At least when my mom would say something like that she would say "bathroom" FYL indeed

ben037 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:44

ydi for swimming club. i used to, it sucks. there are no redeeming qualities

twilax101 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:02

#3- Damnn Clever.

BKF 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:15

always count on your Mom to embarrass you.

McLaughlane 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:21

#3 is on to something. And good god, your mom is an idiot :/ sorry. FYL.

piddly_03 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:23

ok im just saying.. english is not that hard to learn. why can none of the people posting these fml's lately not speak freaking english! instead of sounding like a retard why dont you say something like "today, i was sitting in the bleachers at a swim meet. my mom screamed at me, through a huge crowd of people, 'if you have to go potty, go now because the line is getting pretty long!'" honestly..

lostinthought 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:30

there is little i hate more than when my mother uses the word "potty". i'm sorry. haha

seruulian 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:09

My mom uses the word "potty" sometimes and it's SO ANNOYING ... Why can't she just say "restroom" or "bathroom" ??? I feel your pain, ahaha. Well, at least she cares! And I love #3's suggestion.