By vrossie_ - 08/09/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

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perdix 29

Wouldn't that make you Satan? Make your sister serve Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, the mighty Beelzebub! . . . some deviled eggs would be nice :D

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Perdition25 12

OP's sister already does serve. Satan obviously possessed OP's sister's fetus and attempted to kill her in the womb. The sister blamed God as a cover up.

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Perdition25 12

Yeah, I'm a twin so a lot of the time that is my initial conclusion, my bad.

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gymowls 11

It did say they were twins in the op comment

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worldclassrager 39

Owned! Anyone? Really? I'll just leave then... I think I feel a sister verbal war coming...

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CorDa616 22

The exact same thing happened to me. According to my parents I came out partially blue and my twin sister insists she thought she was in the 'old' times and wanted to be the first born so that she could inherit everything. I was apparently meant to be born first, but alas, I got choked on my way out.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

It's just normal sibling rivalry. You guys are probably going to be on good terms, even if you or your sister are jokingly rude.

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vrossie_ 15

Did someone just steal my FML? Wow... They did. -_-

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joopjoop 19

I was born 72 days early, and when I say something dumb my boyfriend says its my "72 days early" kicking in... at least we are here to tell the tale op :)

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