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FML - The follow-up

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

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Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.
By vrossie_ / Sunday 8 September 2013 05:56 / United States
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  Wizardo  |  32

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  Welshite  |  39

#41: Does it really matter? The FML was published under an anonymous name and it's still a funny story. Amazingly, some events can happen to more than one person in the world.

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  Sweet_Meli  |  11

Don't worry I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck too, I guess we're a blessing in disguise . Dont take what your sister said to heart, siblings can be mean sometimes :p

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  slooby_fml  |  25

67 - you're right, it wasn't funny. I could have died, and my mom didn't even get to hold me after I was born. She almost didn't even get to see me. I had to go to intensive care right away. But, nice pun

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