By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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PsychoMerk 0

I wish I could fly :(

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hoydenrulez 0

hey I'd want to finish to! I mean once we hard we don't stop I'm sorry. it may sound ****** up but we r just that way

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swagga0n1oo 0

(Mortal Kombat voice) FINISH HIM! Cockblock Fatality!

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wtf20007 10

EPIC WIN!! I'm reading these at work and i just laughed out loud

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penpal33 7

LOL ... nice one... can't stop laughing

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g3rusz 6

Option a) You don't finish. You already have been walked on, your BF is blueballed, and you still can't look in your mother's eyes for a week or so. Option b) You finish. You already have been walked on, but at least you enjoy it 'till the end, and you still can't look in your mother's eyes for a week or so. I guess it's obvious which option you should've taken, measuring by the pros and the cons...

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ERTH_fml 0

I have the same problem. men just like to bust a nut can you blame us ;)

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nexttimeblue 0

And that's why I LOVE doggystyle...u keep your eyes on the road and I'll worry about who walks in!

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mrguy266 0

Major cockblock.. Did you let your honey bunches give the oats?

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KurouTenshi 0

I totally read this as your mom and boyfriend together LOL but yeah, if she's cool enough to not freak out and shoot him, you could be cool enough to let your awesome boyfriend finish!! wait, is OP a guy?

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stewpididiot 11

Well, Yeah !!! he should definitely get to finish 'cause mom just might be coming back to finish him !!

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