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By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 20:34 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By best breast - 06/04/2018 00:00

Today, my husband and I hosted Easter dinner. Since I was in my own home, I breastfed without a cover. My sister-in-law stormed out in a rage, screaming that I was being obscene, and equated it to shooting heroin in front of her kids. Happy Easter indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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Good times

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was visiting my mom for Easter weekend. I rarely visit her, since she lives on the other side of the state. She spent the nicest day of the visit sick all day in bed. It wasn't food poisoning, the doctors don't know what it was, but she was fine the next day, when it was raining and much colder, so no outdoors for us. FML

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By Jane M - 25/10/2013 23:20 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

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A tad harsh

By Anonymous - 14/08/2022 12:00

Today, as punishment for peeing on the toilet seat, my dad told my son Santa isn’t real and nor is the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny. FML

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By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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By forever alone - 09/01/2022 20:01

Today, I was feeling very sad and alone, so I went to see my mom. I was there for over two hours, but she was on the phone gossiping with her church hens for about an hour and 45 minutes. Then she wonders why I hardly ever visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2014 00:14 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:59

wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.

Le_Doctor 10

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers

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aznpeaks 7

Sunday 6 April 2014 21:51

nietzche said "god is dead and we killed him"... either your mother is into philosophy or she's really hurtful

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:29

Ugh, every holiday is pagan these days. I could not care less. I just want a good excuse to eat chocolate and Marshmallow Peeps.

8born8 18

Monday 7 April 2014 2:21

Religion is for people who are scared of going to hell. Spirituality is for people who have already been there.

FuckIt100_P 2

Monday 7 April 2014 16:18

Let me guess.. Jehovahs Witness????

biobullet 5

Sunday 13 April 2014 12:00

Suddenly learning paganism came first and people like her killed the bunny first

CougeeSwagg 19

Saturday 19 April 2014 19:39

What...the actual...****?!?

PikaFruit 6

Saturday 28 June 2014 21:04

Aren't crazy Christians hilarious? >_< I knew a guy who didn't let his kids read/watch Harry Potter because it was "unnatural and unrealistic" o_O

FitFriday 32

Friday 20 March 2015 18:04

That's just straight up evil!

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Tuesday 29 September 2015 22:52

It is pagan, though. So is Christmas. And other stuff.

daidax_238 26

Thursday 12 May 2016 17:09

Not saying that she should have told them that the Easter bunny is dead, but it actually is tied back to pagan stuff

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

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Today, I opened my heart to my father-in-law, telling him how he was a very good example for us and how his name would be great for our first born son, he interrupted, saying, "Cut the cheesy crap, now." FML

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Today, after two weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

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Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

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Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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Today, it's the 3-month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

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Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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