By AllergyRidden - 24/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7

When I first read this all I saw was "dad" and "wood". Glad that didn't go in the direction I was heading. BTW Merry Christmas everyone, or "Happy Holidays" for all you politically correct bastards ha.

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ingram450 3

Wait if u can't breath u should be fumyinfmg how'd u write this

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ashleys562165 0

If u can't ******* see... And u can't ******* breath... Than um... How did u type the fml...?

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thefuckinloser 6

hey at least the old man is warm

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dylwalk 3

You can't get help but you can post an FML?

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kristof519 3

You are not allergic to the wood, it sounds like your father was burning chemically treated wood, the kind used for building fences and decks. Tell him to buy some real firewood next time....

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hjl1294 3

Weird how your mom is allergic to your dads wood..

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cjzolo2 5

So the first thing u do is post it on fml

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