Kids: Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out...

By Monika - 05/05/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 5 098

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 00:01 - United States - New York

Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML

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You deserved it 211

By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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You deserved it 360

By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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You deserved it 37 157

By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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You deserved it 2 494

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 3 721

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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You deserved it 4 675

By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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You deserved it 2 557

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2021 04:59 - Panama - Cuba

Today, my sister and I are never allowed to go out, and by out I mean even open the front door. Last night, I snuck outside. What did I do in my rare act of rebellion? I cut the grass. FML

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You deserved it 112

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

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Friday 6 May 2011 1:13

OP's dad has failed in parenting.........

ColdplaySucks 18

Friday 6 May 2011 3:07

Punch her in the face so that the bruise can distinguish her from you.

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whitnehwah 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:29

that sucks...

kriskey69 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:38

i know a few pairs of twins this could happen to.

Marie_san 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:42

what a great dad you have!! I can't even tell who is who!!...

justin1104lee 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:45

u can have sex with her bf, and he might think it's her!

samicna 4

Friday 6 May 2011 7:45

kick her ass then the one with the black eye is grounded! problem solved!

rogueprincess69 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:00

that sucks so much! oh my gosh! you should just like hit ur dad or something! wow!

Night7 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:19

shouldn't have been a twin. this is all your fault

alistairkb 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:23

I don't understand how this got 323 deserved when I can't find one single bad comment! there must be some really dumb people online :/

alistairkb 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:23

I don't understand how this got 323 deserved when I can't find one single bad comment! there must be some really dumb people online :/

FMLoverAgain 7

Friday 6 May 2011 8:24

ydi, what kind of twin sister are you that you didn't do exactly what she did :)

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Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

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Today, after going to the ophthalmologist, I got some really cute glasses. When I got home, my dad saw them and told me that when he was in high school, they called girls with those glasses BC. When I asked what BC stood for, he said, "Birth control." FML

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Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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Today, I forgot to clean up poop before a home inspection, so the inspector questioned me on why I had dried shit sitting on a table, with flies all over it. FML

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You deserved it 1 980

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Don't out people, people

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