Love, Money, Thief and LGBTQIA+: Don't out people, people

Don't out people, people

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 00:01 - United States - New York

Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML

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By Gayafnow - 02/08/2021 02:01

Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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By Monika - 05/05/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By Homophobic wankers - 11/08/2021 14:01

Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML

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By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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Mathalamus 24

Monday 26 August 2019 5:14

What is wrong with people...? Anyway, your half sister sucks.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 26 August 2019 5:43

OP, then gently tell your mom that your half-sister has been contemplating getting an abortion. Or some other likewise salacious rumor perhaps??? Good luck, OP! :-)

Comments

Yemi Adeshokan 4

Monday 26 August 2019 1:01

Have sex with her to assert dominance

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 26 August 2019 5:19

And which "her" would that be??? ;-) [/s]

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 August 2019 4:25

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Mathalamus 24

Monday 26 August 2019 5:14

What is wrong with people...? Anyway, your half sister sucks.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 26 August 2019 5:33

The legendary RichardP likes to push the envelope ... in jest. He's a good egg all-around, but sometimes when you read his latest answer, your first thought is: Certainly did not see THAT one coming. Wow.... That's something new all right! [lol]

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 26 August 2019 5:43

OP, then gently tell your mom that your half-sister has been contemplating getting an abortion. Or some other likewise salacious rumor perhaps??? Good luck, OP! :-)

Nhayaa 21

Monday 26 August 2019 6:40

"Grounded for being gay"? WTF is that? Like "Be straight or you'll never leave your room!". I'd slap them so hard their head would come off.

Sarah_360767614 8

Monday 26 August 2019 8:35

I’m so sorry that happened to you, OP, nobody should ever have to deal with being outed.

alycion 38

Monday 26 August 2019 9:53

Since stealing seems to be ok, lie and say she lied to distract from the fact she was stealing? Unless if you finished outing yourself or there was/is proof. Then you’d probably get kicked out or sent to a fixer up camp. Sorry your home life is so crazy. The great thing about when you can finally move out, it’s your choice when and how often you allow them in your life.

404wan 19

Monday 26 August 2019 21:25

I guess this is the moment your sister learns that some things arent forgiven so easily. If i were you she would be dead to me, from now on just act like she's not there, dont acknowledge her in any way. Like a wise man once said: hell is other people. Rain some hell on that bitch and show her the power of exclusion.