Miscellaneous: Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking...

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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By MAC. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

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By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

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By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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missalkali 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:18

in his defense, it's dangerous to wake someone who's sleepwalking.... or so I hear anyway

TrueTriage 16

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:22

Hey he's trying to win you money from America's funniest home videos

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wishlet 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 15:26

Sounds like something my boyfriend would pull on me

MetalOcelot 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:23

Your husband's a douchebag. He wouldn't be laughing so hard if you drowned. Or maybe he would be, since he's an ass.

xmaximusx 12

Tuesday 19 June 2012 21:58

Hahaha youtube it please!!! You would make cash

bagelpie 6

Wednesday 20 June 2012 22:09

YouTube!

respectami 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 18:06

That's some Paranormal Activity type stuff!

greekgirl01 6

Friday 9 November 2012 22:42

don't you have a fence around your pool. we do in Australia it's law.

EverdreamOfMe 24

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:07

Post it on Youtube and give me a link!

RenoTheRhino 30

Sunday 10 November 2013 8:39

My buddy and I just ******* watched Paranormal Activity. And the first part of this creeped me the **** out.

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