Intimacy: Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in....

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By apricot - 10/02/2013 00:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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Rbuckyfuller 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:54

Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.

ifyouonlyknew77 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:27

Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.

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James David Greene 5

Monday 18 December 2017 1:13

That's what you get for being a cheating *****

dickgamestrong 9

Thursday 22 March 2018 19:18

I hope the pill fails and you have a bastard child

Pseudonym 18

Tuesday 24 July 2018 3:03

You're seriously lacking in intelligence in so many ways. I hope your husband finds a better spouse, or that you get some serious help.

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