

OP here. Apparently this requires more explanation than I thought. The stapler was jammed so I opened the top to see if the staples were stuck. When I went to close it, the top took a lot of force to close again. My hand slipped and it sent a staple into my finger. It was an accident. I wasn't "testing it out on my finger." At the time, I was in school. I was using the only stapler in the library and it's not like I could leave school in the middle of the day to "go buy a new one." Have a little more faith in me.
By tatertotes13 /
Tuesday 5 April 2016 17:37 /
United States - West Bridgewater
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wheresmymary
| 22
That's why we don't test out staplers on our fingers
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ForeverAnArcher
| 18
Oh my gosh, OP! That must have really hurt! I hope your finger gets better soon!
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ForeverAnArcher
| 18
Oh my gosh, OP! That must have really hurt! I hope your finger gets better soon!
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ChocolateScyther
| 19
I physically cringed reading that. Hope your finger heals up OP, but you should probably get a tetanus shot
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shiba10
| 26
I don't think it's that serious, you'd expect staples to be clean and not rusty haha
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UserError94
| 18
Maybe he was running his injured finger on a rusty pipe after..?
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tzuri4
| 11
Omg you almost gave me a heart attack that's like my worst fear
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HoboMeth
| 31
Try opening up the stapler next time
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syki
| 22
You forgot that paper beats stapler but stapler beats finger.
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Zelphoric
| 25
Thanks, I'll be sure to remember that the next time I play rock paper stapler with my friends.
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jacsoccerdude3
| 10
Why wouldn't you try a single piece of paper?
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SpyroMello
| 27
Who staples a single sheet of paper?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
People that are testing a stapler, duh!
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wheresmymary
| 22
That's why we don't test out staplers on our fingers
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Joisan
| 20
OP probably was trying to open up the stapler to check if a staple was jammed and the stapler fired by accident. Highly doubt they were deliberately trying to staple their finger.
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WCARlover
| 34
Troll stapler
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phantomxbg
| 17
I'm sorry, not much advice but I'll pray for you
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xChaos
| 29
Dear lord, please have mercy on our beloved op and give him a speedy recovery from his life - threatening stapler injury.
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sandraw1
| 22
Amen
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sciencebitches
| 11
I'm a little worried as to why your first instinct was to test the stapler on your finger...
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yerawizardlizzy
| 27
I highly doubt OP was like "I'm going to test this on my finger!" They probably thought their fingers were out of the way.
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wasliedtoasakid
| 22
Maybe try opening up the stapler and seeing if a staple got stuck, next time. Or just don't staple your finger.
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