By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
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My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

That's her fault. She should've known better.

NodakN8V 25

I guess a welcome back would be in order I know that feeling on the home coming thing ...other hand a little awkward to be hiding in the closet

What did your aunt think would happen if she hid in the closet? There are way better places to hide with cake, I would have gone with the kitchen.

reymon8823 24

Lmmfao that sucks.. Looks like the surprise is on her

upsidedownfrownn 5

What the hell, why not just hide in the kitchen like a normal person?

That's just straight out of a **** scene, except horrifyingly embarrassing.

I'm just wondering why she didn't come out before anything happened?

devans00 14

What a silly cow your Aunt is. Either that or a closet pervert/peeping Tom.

Why didn't she tell you? The surprise isn't for you, its for him...so why hide from you?