By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
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You deserved it 7 944

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jgtrflynn 9

My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)

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ironichalibut 24

Was the cake a lie?.. The cake is usually a lie..

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clarinetplayer01 9

At least you had some fun lol

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nicholasj96 9

Lmao her fault, why does she have keys to your place, and why wouldn't she think y'all would need alone time from being away so long ? Your aunt deserved it .

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littlestnicole 12

Why hide in the closet in the first place? Why not just leave? I don't get her way of thinking at all!

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3241 5

i dont even let anyone over when i first get back from a deployment

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tazzy349 11

how did she get into your house? thats the real question

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

So I was thinking this FML over a bit, wondering why OP's aunt would be in their bedroom closet like most of us though. Then wondering why she didn't stop them when they started getting all hot and heavy. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that the aunt came in while OP went to pick up her husband from the airport and hid in closet near the hall or living room. The OP and her husband were all ready from the anticipation and started at it as soon as the walked in the door, either ending up in the living room or in the bedroom, leaving the door open as they thought they were alone. The aunt, now aware of what was happening, stayed still and quiet knowing that if she left the closet she would be seen and/or heard depending on her location.

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Dalleee 29

Not your fault, she could have told you

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CAMtheboss 5

Next time you say her you should greet her like " hello motha fucka"

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