By LOTRfail - 27/07/2012 02:13 - United States - Malden

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML
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that1guy1 13

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

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DocBastard 38

If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

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grahambertus 11

Tell him that his dick reminds you of Gimli's nose.

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muzy 23

one does not simply walk into mordor!

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br0ccoli 14

Not creepy. If he goes down on her and it's red and on fire, that's a concern and time to make a gyno visit.

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FurryPride 9

Is it a glaring eye or a fully open one?

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milliehanson 1

Hey your ****** sexy ha! Message me if yah want ;)

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Did he start saying this before or after you both watched the movie?

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thatgirlinoregon 21

And, more importantly, did he make you wail like a ring-wraith?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm a huge LOTR fan, and the comments for this FML were amazing. I laughed my ass off.

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mtrrace 4

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laden_swallow09 34

That's why they are truly epic in the most literal sense of the word. Try reading for a change.

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mtrrace 4

It's just an opinion.

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rocketpopper1030 11

Those movies are ******* amazing**

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mtrrace 4

They're good movies, but they're also really long. I probably should have said that originally

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Zoh_Aubrey 8

Well, it was a huge book.

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trahelion 0

Shut your ***** mouth, lotr is everything!!

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Try reading the books, over a thousand pages of awesome:)

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

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TBelle4Ever 15

The movie is the same amount of time that a Harry Potter movie uses, and just to let people know, I'm not hating Harry Potter or LOTR.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

They're amazing, the graphics, the story, everything, but they are quite long. I saw all three in a row on television and it was over 7 hours.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I've got the extended editions because I'm a complete geek and I'm fairly sure they're over 12 hours long ;D

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madskittlesftw 5

Can I borrow them? :D?

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spazz666 18

The full extended trilogy is around 13 hours of epic battle scenes and suspense. (I watched them all when I was trapped in my room for a day because the floor outside my room was being painted) If you can't appreciate JRR Tolkien's genius, go back to spongebob. (Although... Spongebob does get pretty gory sometimes... I mean come ON. Do you know how hard it would be to dice yourself up with a jump-rope?!)

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that1guy1 13

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

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Dr0reos 8

Or Gandalf the whites staff(a confidence booster is good every now and then)

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DocBastard 38

If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

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TriflingAllDay 6

But this eye is obviously evil.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

At least he didn't compare her snatch to Shelob's Lair...

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fishface517 10

If you don't pay your exorcist, you will be repossessed.

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ericathealien 7

I sees you my precioussss

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SolanumX 6

Might wanna get that diagnosed. Sounds pretty serious.

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borkchop1992 15

Both of those can be very scary to look at.

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