By LOTRfail - 27/07/2012 02:13 - United States - Malden

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML
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that1guy1 13

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

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DocBastard 38

If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

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DenBriZel 31

At least he goes down on you. Not all of us have that luxury. -_-

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dannnngthatsux 19

You shall not pass!!!!!

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Davros 12

I told my wife hers reminded me of the Sarlacc pit in Return of the Jedi. 1 YouTube video and 1 mirror later she said "I could see that".

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J15237 25

Hey, the eye is controlling and perhaps he sees your pussy as controlling him. Not an FML. Your man is a dork, but do you love him anyway?

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