By LOTRfail - 27/07/2012 02:13 - United States - Malden

Spicy
Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 311
You deserved it 4 064
Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

that1guy1 13

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

206 3
DocBastard 38

If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

192 9

Comments

erinnrose 9

You would've been better off not knowing that, sorry op haha

11 1
Feartheunknown 4

Looks like its time to vanquish the evil from your ******...

10 0
Xythenol 6

Not sure if playful flirting or hinting at something gross.

7 0
tamgibbo 5

Your disgusting to even put that out there ... Ewww gross piggy wiggie

0 42
DocBastard 38

Gross piggie wiggie? Really?? Are you 5? No, I can't even say that, because my 5-year old daughter knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

33 2
dstluke 7

One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.

4 1
Annnieck 5

One does not simply.. Walk into Mordor

9 2
slimshadey 5

One does not simply take that scene seriously anymore

2 8
xtcolin 7

He sounds like a joker, you must have a good sense of humor.

1 0