Miscellaneous: Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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Smells like… victory

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By soapisyourfriend - 16/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Ashland

Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 07:16 - United States - Roscoe

Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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nO__namE 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:52

I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?

Socrates_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:51

you puke on it, you buy it?

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yourpathetic 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:59

****!

colortherainbowx 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:59

You puke in it. You pay for it.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:01

Embarrassing, yes. FMYLife? Naw, you're a pregnant woman. They are a real estate agent. I'm sure this wasn't that big of a deal.

tamoomoo 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:03

People who do that are trying to cover up a bad odor anyway. They should know better - pregnant people are usually the biggest demographic of potential buyers anyway.

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:03

i hope you liked the house or you'll be buying a new carpet for some other lucky people

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:04

Seriously, though, they should know better than to have strong scents like that. You don't have to be pregnant to have a reaction. Some people are sensitive, and some people have allergies. The RE agent should have known that.

EverWatcher 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:13

...and the moral of the story is "never get pregnant". Just kidding; I understand that (almost) anyone seeking a new home should try to check it out. Dealing with chemical sensitivity is tough, too. Did you just stand around taking it until you burst, or did you "drop everything" within a very few seconds? Also, get tested/evaluated for hyperemesis gravidarum. It's Medical for "when I'm knocked up, I vomit a lot".

effyoubitch 5

Friday 14 October 2011 10:54

I had that. I was in the hospital 4 times for dehydration and was not even 3 months. 1 day away from being 3 months and I had a miscarriage and lost so much blood I had to be hospitalized again. Horrible :(

josface 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:14

Why is she a ****, #11?

tash14 1

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:15

I agree with 16. I'm not pregnant, but chances are I'd have gotten a terrible headache in that house (strong scents always do that to me). Maybe now they'll get rid of it! Did you like the house otherwise?