By ouch - 09/12/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
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Telionis 0

I thought dingleberries were the result of poor wiping post bowl movement?

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ningsxx6275 0

aren't dingleberries pieces of shit that are left on your ass after some careless wiping? but if you meant your balls then, i'll say 'ouch!' :)

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plug_in_baby69 0

omg dude, you dont make jokes when talking about your girlfriends weight... but i think your joke was hilarious

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tori121 0

YDI for calling your nuts dingleberries

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tothetest300 0

NEVER comment on a girl's body unless its to flatter

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Artemis_Huntress 0

I disagree with this. If a woman asks you, she should expect an honest answer.

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Artemis_Huntress 0

I seriously want to know: why ask if you look fat in something, or if something doesn't suit you, if you're going to get all huffy and pissed when you get an answer you don't like? Would you rather go out looking like an idiot? If I looked bad in something and was going out, I'd want to know so I can change. Lying doesn't do anything besides let the girl go out looking like a fool. Anyway, FYL. Nothign outside of self-defense warrents being hit in the balls.

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mpoppe1018 2

hey moron, dingleberries arent your balls, they the shit that sticks to your ass hair. so 1) learn to wipe 2) learn to use the correct words

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kandina 0

Haha dingleberries..Oh man. Just..wow. xD I'm with everyone that said that's the shit stuck to your ass hair. And ydi for telling her she's not fat, what did you think was gonna happen?

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