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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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By Sniffles - 26/04/2014 12:28 - Ireland

Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML

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By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By maybe time to adopt - 04/03/2018 15:00

Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML

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By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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Sunday 12 January 2014 9:43

Just because she's a pharmacist, doesn't means she's a good one.

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:43

Or or or she just wanted to get pregnant?

Comments

FalconWhitaker 20

Sunday 12 January 2014 13:07

Your girlfriend's either lying or she's a bit of a twit. Either way, FYL.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Sunday 12 January 2014 13:18

Wow pretty sure that's the 1st thing you learn.

dawood_k 27

Sunday 12 January 2014 14:29

Sounds like she was screwing around at college

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Sunday 12 January 2014 14:42

Birth control doesn't always work. My mom got pregnant with my brother even though she was on birth control.

aedar 16

Sunday 12 January 2014 14:43

since many people seem to forget to do it congratulations on your baby :) you know Paul is a good name if its a boy :)

darryaz 9

Sunday 12 January 2014 15:19

Either she's not a very good pharmacist or she WANTS to be pregnant.

damnit1989 16

Sunday 12 January 2014 15:23

I have to say something to everyone saying that the doc usually tells you that when they prescribe either bc or antibiotics: not always. I was on bc for a while and no one told me. Granted, I already knew so when I was put on antibiotics I halted all sexual behavior, but no they do not always tell you. I'm more concerned that this is common knowledge and a pharmacist doesn't know. That would be pharmacology 101 type of information (I am not a pharmacist, I have no idea what's actually taught in what class; it's sarcasm) I wonder if she is lying and wanted to get pregnant.

jaysinlove 10

Sunday 12 January 2014 15:29

Don't think of it as bad that's a child that's gonna be born into your life, whether for reasons you wanted or nOt

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Sunday 12 January 2014 15:33

I'm on antibiotics frequently for a few health issues, I've had many that do interfere is birth control where the doctor forgot to mention right away and the pharmacist never said anything. Sometimes it may slip their mind, or they may guess you already know. It's possible it slipped her mind, maybe like others suggest she really wanted a baby, or maybe the both control just failed it's not 100%.