By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
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FUUUandyourmom 16

What a wonderful girlfriend you've got there!

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GabbyCharityM 0

I believe thats the nicest way possible to tell your boyfriend he's ugly.

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U_Go_Boom 0

I agree, atleast she's still willin to give him some. although in this case it seems she just wants it herself.

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Epsilonyx 15

That's a keeper.

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v1kt4r 13

u my good man jus got paper bagged by ur gf...

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frankgrimes 4

why would that even sound like a good idea.

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ezzydote 0

damn I dnt think the bag was for that I think she think you ugly

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clothesoptional 0

next time just poke holes in the bag :-P

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ohmandapants 16

that has to be the worst excuse I've ever heard, how gullible are you OP?

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C_mac1 0

Why did you let her put it over your head?

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Channing0806 7

I'm guessing he doesn't get laid very often so he figured what the hell why not.

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Vaginabutter 15

at least you started to get some.

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