That kidnapped kink

By georgiahick - 30/12/2010 14:09

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
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RayeofSunshine 0

Please tell me you're never going to have sex with him again if he's going to disrespect you like that. You should dump his ass. You deserve better.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If you haven't dumped him yet, I suggest doing so. Don't put up with that. If you do put up with that, then you deserve it! Stand up for yourself.

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DahkLohd 4

FYL for being fugly. Just let him in through the back door. That way he won't have to look at your face.

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The_Moustache 6

At least he didn't break up with OP.

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yazmi_09 3

she could just take some polyjuice potion and look like someone else

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Shaders 0

I guess he could also *puts on shades* call you Russell YEAHH!

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folgy 10

Lol this is ******* great but next time you should use is nutsack as a pinyada

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knockknock_fml 0

OP - I bet that was just a bitchy reaction of your boy friend, to your dumb "how" question. You should know yourself how to spice bedroom life up and not to ask your boyfriend. FYL indeed.

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SimoneDymond 3

haha it ok OP im sure he was kidding LAST ;D

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LoveMySoldier82 0

Hey maybe it is just a really kinky fetish. Like making a woman wear a pig mask.

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kiefenator 0

ya, who knows the possibilities you could create with a paper bag and a sharpie!! :D

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pineapplemilda 0

you should hire people with face masks to come into your house at night and pit a paper bag over his head(: and videotape it

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fmlbrooo 0

Dude, your not funny. Like, at all.

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samantha_142 0

dumbest thing I've hears... ever.. sorry hah

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kiefenator 0

haha awesome suggestion. that should show him. kinky profile pic btw. blue undies ftw

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kiara16 0

Ur really not funny...

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Ninjafriends 1

As a comeback you should wear the paper bag over your head... but with a picture of your face taped to the front. That's still an insult to yourself, as you're admitting your penis wilting ugliness. You lose no matter what.

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ryry98 7

haha funny and I ur pic!!

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skyeyez9 24

Cut two little eye holes and a little hole for your mouth. You'd look like "The Unknown Comic" from the 80's.

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randiZ25 0

brown bag??? scary movie???

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