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By skrewedguy - / Thursday 8 December 2011 03:33 / United States
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By  wisese  |  0

Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.

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  QuisMysterium  |  4

It's pretty hard to fuck a bitch that just broke up with you.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

That's an opinion.

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  suavesuave  |  2

call her and be like "did you do this?"When she says yes say " ya well I have been trying to get to the button of this all day I have to cut one of my girlfriends off for this glad it was you" then hang up delete # and b happy :) u won!

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  enonymous  |  8

That's compost bro. She's trying to show you how to grow your own Tomatoes and all those harsh pesticides from the cleaning products are going to kill it... It was a way to get you to go green as a goodbye present

If you're that mad do what any rational, reasonable and mature person would do. Talk shit on her wall and defriend her off Facebook

By  youcantwin  |  8

Oh damn, fyl

By  wisese  |  0

Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.

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  FYLDeep  |  25

3 down-votes already? If this comment gets buried then I'm going to be left to believe that most people using FML are little kids that haven't worked a real job.

Shit happens in life. When it does you got to deal with it.

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  wisese  |  0

Bahahahaha...I thumbed your comment up (afterall, it's just a small dose of reality) and its already been thumbed down again. :P

Maybe your observation is apt.

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  noncom  |  12

#6

Well I am a germaphobe, but serioisly who would'nt get mad at the fact that there Ex-Girlfriend smeared mud all over there house and there cleaning supplies.

By  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

Germaphobe...
Please don't tell me you're one of those insecure shits who has hand sanitizer hanging from their belt.

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