By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 678
You deserved it 6 618

Same thing different taste

Top comments

shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, **** that bitch & move on.

Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.

Comments

And that my friend is what we call bitch

Abviously she wanted to get you back for something you did. Oh well go on and enjoy life.

aleasucks 0

Damn what a bitch. But you gotta give her some credit, she clearly knew how to piss you off.

eatpraylovee44 0

Why would someone do that? Breaking up with someone does not mean people need to become bitches. I never understood why society condones acts of pointless revenge.

juicyfruit222 0

Lmaoo something I wud do if u were a jerk off

theonlysweetpea 10

What a bitch! I hope you put on a rubber glove

Take a dump, put it in her oven and bake that shit.

you must have done something to piss her off so YDI.