By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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you_freak 7

Do as the lady says!

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FlashBurn 13

Do it right, it's that simple. Duh.#winning.

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DropBearHunter 8

@#1 To help her ****** or is Op going to town on her face to get the keys back ? You may need to clarify this statement, either ways just a bit... wrong...

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enonymous 8

This is the trick to giving any girl an ******. First off to set the mood you bring in some candles maybe, some wine, give her some roses, nice diamond encrusted watch and then you hire a male escort while you watch the sports game. works 100% of the time

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twobubbies 0

bahahahaha that fanfreakintastic! I wouldn't complain!!!!!

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steve0_t 0

why fml she's wanting you to stay n have sex ? where's the problem?

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covette 0

exactly....the only fyl about this is you cannot satisfy women, otherwise only good things are coming from it

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jayardot 2

it also means he's never given her a real ****** lol

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ninjacapo 2

cuz hes got a small penis. sounds like an fml to me lmao

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givemechange 0

Sounds like **** your girlfriend's life. Today, in a final bid of desperation to make my sexually impaired boyfriend give me an ******, I hid his car keys. FML.... And it sounds like you're more concerned about getting your car keys back, than the fact that you fail at giving her pleasureable sex. I bet the only enjoyment she gets out of it is making fun of it afterwards with her friends.

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lluigolo 0

why is this a complaint? more sex for you!

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

Then giver her a ******* ****** already!

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