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By Jayde / Saturday 4 February 2012 05:12 / United States
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  doctorwhogirl  |  0

- I bet if he wasn't weird then you would think it was funny because I have seen this card online and I thought it was funny- it's supposed to be "if you ever get mauled but a bear with chainsaw hands I hope he stays away from your face because you're cute."

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  bunny911  |  16

That's so sweet! So he's the "weirdest kid in school"? That generally means they're socially awkward. He likely doesn't know the socially acceptable ways to flirt, and was simply expressing himself in the only way he could think of. Be flattered that someone so awkward had the guts to give YOU such an expression.

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It isn't that original though, I've seen the pic online a couple of times, although then it says: "If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face because I think you're cute"

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  burpburpburp  |  5

Thanks hipster. No one needs constant reminding of "I already saw that". Everyone knows from your sepia-stained lifestyle choices how fucking cool you are. People like you who have nothing to contribute other than, "I already saw that" are ruining society. It's not a race to see who can consume the most drivel on the Internet so you can spout off about it. Please STFU.

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  MechaFright  |  2

I got that exact card for valentines day when I was in high school around 2004/2005. I saw it floating around multiple times after I got it myself--it's really common around the internet and it surprises me that not more people recognize it. Not really "hipster" to make note of that

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  Jannettecooks  |  0

Unwiseone you must be old... Every valentine card set for elementary school kids has one with a train or a Pokemon that says that. Get it now?

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  boofgall  |  16

Agreed, I dated the "school freak" and everyone made fun of him. We dated for 3 great years, and were best friends for 5. They can turn out to be pretty amazing people, those "weirdos".

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  Shadow_Phantom  |  26

Okaaaaaaay. Clicked on the rules. "Please don't post any comments which question the validity of an FML (accusing the original poster of submitting a fake story, or arguing that an anecdote is "not FML worthy" or "even "not an FML" based solely on your own personal intuition or opinion isn't very fair. Furthermore, it ruins the other users' reading experience)." Honestly, this rule is a load of rubbish. it's not like I'm being rude when I post.

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Or saying roses are tits, violets are tits, I like tits, tits

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