Love: Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was...

By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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Better before than after

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:57 - United States - Helena

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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mariazzz 5

Wednesday 16 May 2012 11:24

Oh nooooooo go after her with the ring!!

doodlecloud 26

Wednesday 16 May 2012 11:24

Don't sit around on the internet - go win her back!! If you're both that crazy about each other, it shouldn't be hard.

Comments

AngelSpit 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:07

Good thing the crazy came out before you married her.

rezzrhyme 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:36

gotta prove u love her better get on that

DONTxCARE 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:43

Don't think, just do.

FajitaFreak 3

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:02

That makes no sense, whatsoever.

deepdishnutsack 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:21

Tell her dumb ass

davek 36

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:40

Bitches be crazy.

urMaster 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:45

Then go talk to her and propose!!

NNR 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:48

Oh shit

DracoSpirita 21

Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:32

Okay. /sits down/ :)

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:50

Well you should've proposed right then. Before she left.

wastingtimeonFML 7

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:59

Hm, I'll just pretend that sounds logical.

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