Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand...

By TJ - 06/04/2012 11:10 - United Kingdom - Redhill

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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Romantic

By robinhoood - 12/07/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Throbbing

By 2in longer - 01/11/2016 12:57 - United States - Coldwater

Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff, just in time for her to clench tight, and pull violently. She didn't know "it" was in her hand, as she was trying to cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen. FML

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Girls will be girls

By Anonymous - 13/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She had her whole hand in me kind of deep. It was hitting everything inside me and triggered me to poop a little bit, on her arm and the bed. FML

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Not really the desired effect

By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

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Are you experienced?

By Brax - 30/05/2012 09:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Friday 6 April 2012 16:10

Remove the underwear. No more wedgie! Solving problems one at a time.

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Friday 6 April 2012 16:46

You know, there's this magical thing called sleeping, and it's commonly done in a bed. But that doesn't matter, because if you're in bed with someone, it's all about sex, right?

Comments

demonmonkey 13

Saturday 7 April 2012 0:34

How is not getting a hand job worthy of an FML? Stop wasting our time with your "problems", OP

bart62 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:06

That blows

GUNZnRAIGN 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:12

lol nice pun

thewingedlama 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:26

Not really

athenseric 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:22

Screw all you people who know what a duvet is!

twisted_cherub 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:50

Screw you for not knowing how to Google. Save dictionary.com in your favorites. It'll tell you what words mean, how to spell them, how to correctly use them in a sentence and even how to use them in different tenses.

Braxton_84 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:56

boner denied.

thunter2000 2

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:57

It's FML because you used the word duvet!

jagsville 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 3:03

That depends babe. Let me see what's under all that duvet covering your body. Lol.

Crazberry 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 3:35

What a terrible life you have. I feel so sorry for you. No, I really do, because there will be absolutely no other ocassions where you'll be in bed with your girlfriend.