Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo...

By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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By NotHauteCouture - 10/12/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML

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By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By thrifty gone wrong - 28/01/2013 17:24 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML

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By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By ButYTho - 06/11/2022 01:00 - Spain

Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML

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By ET - 21/12/2015 23:30 - United States - Glendale

Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML

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By Vic - 11/07/2011 09:00 - Denmark

Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 0:40

Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.

nateylovesporn 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:39

I think she's trying to tell you something..

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xxtb0 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:03

when you for it for her, you didn't know you were getting an ugly sweater? not all ugly sweaters are ugly.. haha

andyroxs 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 12:38

seems like you may have accidentally a word

pancakerocks 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:07

i will never buy anyone a sweater for anything. besides they usally are itchy

anonymous825 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:10

At least she found use for it!

graham11 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:14

Slightly rude, I'd say

cabo07 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:18

akward moment much?

lionsatyourfeet 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:27

Why would you give someone a sweater for their bday anyway?

Nicole075 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:30

That is why if I don't know what a person likes I just give them money or gift cards but it's the thought that counts :)

flay18 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:40

Since when has any sweater ever been fashionable?

sushi55555 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:42

awwwwwww

Poetaster 10

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:43

Go out.. Buy the shank a really ugly sweater so she knows what one looks like

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Today, my boss fired me because someone hacked our website and replaced pictures of our products with furry porn (don’t Google it, it’s weird as fuck). We don’t have an IT department, but since I spend the most time on the computer controlling stock and purchases, he blamed me instead. FML

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Today, after getting ghosted by a company for a job I really wanted, I posted on LinkedIn, venting my frustration with companies not having the decency to send rejection letters. My current boss, who didn't know I was job hunting, saw it, and let me know I'm now on the shit list. FML

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Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

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Today, my daughter decided to drench our carpets with water, to "make them grow like plants". She's 9. FML

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