Miscellaneous: Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college...

By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 18:07 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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What have you done now?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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Genius move

By Soopa-Genius - 22/09/2011 12:06 - Canada

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 20:00

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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Monday 25 March 2013 23:07

I would tell you to install parental controls and site blocks, but that can't even keep 11-year-olds off of those sites.

Jonny_Blaze0017 26

Monday 25 March 2013 23:09

At least their were no sticky keys ;)

Comments

Cupcake040 17

Monday 25 March 2013 23:27

At least you know OP didn't get screwed twice cause if his friend borrowed the razor there would be no pubes.

ColdplaySucks 18

Monday 25 March 2013 23:30

This is why I trust no one, no matter who they are, with my valuables.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:53

So you're saying that you believe every single person you know would do something like this if you were to lend them your laptop? Sounds like you need to find more trustworthy people to associate with.

Odyy_fml 7

Monday 25 March 2013 23:39

How the hell? Did you walk away? Did you just outright give it to him? All he needed was to write an email, that'd take 10 minutes at an extreme. All you need to do was hand him the laptop and wait around and that never would have happened.

jameen 11

Monday 25 March 2013 23:40

I feel there is only one appropriate word here: Ew.

kenoswild 14

Monday 25 March 2013 23:56

Don't worry, OP. his email probably read like this 'heo poffsor...' due to the keys being sticky. And he can't blame it on the dog.

xxsakuraxx 29

Monday 25 March 2013 23:56

That sucks but you kind of deserve it for being dumb enough to let someone borrow something as expensive and important as your laptop. He didn't have to take it with him to send an email.