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By kidyounot - 18/12/2012 00:29 - United States - Statesboro

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

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By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By bloody - 15/06/2013 08:57 - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

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Waiting around

By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:46 - Australia

Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML

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Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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The faith of acceptance

By Lesbo88 - 28/03/2022 16:00

Today, I sadly had to tell my fiancé of 3 years that I realized I’m a lesbian and not really attracted to men, and therefore I called off the wedding. He decided to retaliate and out me to my very Christian parents, who are unhappy campers right now. “Unhappy” is an understatement. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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xMiss_Maggot 7

Tuesday 18 December 2012 8:58

your ex fiancé is an idiot

lesserofallevils 9

Tuesday 18 December 2012 8:59

Is that the only reason he wanted to marry you? So he would stop getting his period?

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aerozia 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:49

Why would you want marry someone so ignorant

dtm3 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 21:09

Bullet dodged.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:04

You dodged a bullet there, OP.

Leftee24 3

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:46

Dodged a bullet!

smartazzbeach75 4

Thursday 20 December 2012 15:28

Good thing you won't be marrying him and breeding

butterflyz1961 2

Sunday 23 December 2012 6:36

Well. I'm sure you don't want to marry an idiot anyway.

barronterrier 3

Sunday 23 December 2012 7:56

Wow...you sure know how to pick 'em!

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 3 January 2013 12:14

How's that a FML? You dodged a bullet.

Relenaz 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:47

I've gone almost an entire year without periods once. I wasn't married. I was just underweight. No periods is a bad sign health wise, but I've gotta say, I did not miss them at all. P.S. glad you aren't marrying that idiot. :P

needsagf14 12

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:55

Well I guess there's a reason not to marry now

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