Money: Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a...

By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By Lisa - 18/07/2014 20:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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By dumbdad - 28/12/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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lorraineald 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:49

He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.

agentaquamarine 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:50

To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as ****.

Comments

150493x 29

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:11

Maybe it's for somebody else and he hasn't got it to them yet. Would be interesting to see the follow up to this, OP!

supernaturalcat 12

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:22

Maybe we're thinking about this the wrong way. I agree with #19. You don't need a lawn if you're George Jones. Maybe he just needs something to drive to the bar?

sparkrok 8

Wednesday 14 August 2013 18:46

Good ole George. Don't get no better than that.

sscookie 13

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:37

well thats confusing... follow up plz!

Drifting 21

Wednesday 14 August 2013 10:15

I don't get how these type of FML even get published...how is this an FML? So what your dad wasted his money not yours....who gives a fuc*

Tom267 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 10:34

Not to try to justify buying a lawn mower without a lawn but, i assume you didn't pay for it, so why do you care how your dad spends his money? Please elaborate.

Ranimal 12

Wednesday 14 August 2013 11:15

So freaking random. The ****.

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Wednesday 14 August 2013 11:23

He just has foresight. Foresight that rideable lawn mowers will be getting exclusive lanes on major motorways. Well, you might have to share it with electric wheelchairs and golf buggies.

OscarDV 8

Wednesday 14 August 2013 11:24

Why are you crying about it? Unless it came out of your pocket this shouldn't be an FML. Oh no, my dad bought something else FML.

Michael903 18

Wednesday 14 August 2013 12:35

Maybe his new house does have a lawn...but you're leaving out the most important detail. Is it a zero turn radius mower? I'd buy one just to sit and spin!