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By frownyface - 14/01/2012 17:32 - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I finally put my Christmas lights up. In the process, a branch from the bush in my yard smacked me in the face, giving me a very noticeable scar on my nose. I have a photo session tomorrow. FML

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By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By julieriis - 23/12/2015 18:03 - Denmark - Hals

Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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Saturday 14 January 2012 23:22

You should jokingly push him in a frozen lake...

drooller 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:23

Make him pay for plastic surgery..

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yuri63f6 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:17

Suggest going to a cactus farm.

kristirhong 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:22

Oh ouch, that really sucks.

fentron 3

Friday 20 January 2012 8:18

It's okay, my girlfriends dad lit me on fire once.. I had scars for a little while, go neosporin!

HeartnSoul4ever 7

Sunday 4 March 2012 5:34

I agree with #7. But I also feel real sorry for you. You really should try to sure him for that.

jessicakate 0

Friday 13 April 2012 11:29

Try bio oil it's great for helping with scarring or coco butter :) and never stand near your dad again!

ZetaBarrie 5

Friday 24 August 2012 21:48

How do you JOKINGLY push someone into a fire?!?!!!??

elizacandle 29

Saturday 25 May 2013 2:28

what an utter asshole!

cna1216 15

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:55

All time pick up line! "I heard the puppies barking inside, so I ran in and stuffed them in my hoodie, and carried the mother out on my shoulders. It was all worth it since they survived. So...you busy?"