Bob to the rescue

By Anonymous - 16/08/2022 00:00 - United States

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Today, and for a while, I've been on a dry spell, so I bust out my good old battery-operated boyfriend (B.O.B.) to break the spell. The film I found to assist in my task had actors who looked like my ex and me. I had the best orgasm I've ever had, while also bawling my eyes out at the same time. Therapy it is then. FML
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RichardPencil 30

That's so ****** up, I doubt there's much a therapist can do. I think their best advice would be to stock up on heavy-duty batteries.

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RichardPencil 30

That's so ****** up, I doubt there's much a therapist can do. I think their best advice would be to stock up on heavy-duty batteries.

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Grizz8831 14

towels are washable, better for the environment. and plug-in as well, prevent sending a ton of batteries to the land fill.

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