Intimacy: Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me... - FML

By gtfoocd - 27/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 821

You deserved it 7 287

Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 21:23 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 132

You deserved it 9 047

By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Spicy

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 449

You deserved it 4 893

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 106

You deserved it 13 994

Law and order

By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 319

You deserved it 3 281

By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 649

You deserved it 6 416

Turn me on

By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 228

You deserved it 2 936

Bored

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 14:00

Spicy

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 969

You deserved it 496

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 335

You deserved it 16 354

By vicgal - 14/08/2009 18:33 - Canada

Spicy

Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 035

You deserved it 10 683

By Dead_Fox - 21/11/2012 05:48 - United States - Jonesboro

Spicy

Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 869

You deserved it 3 880

Next

Top comments

MikeDa1Da 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:55

Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.

heythereyouu_fml 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:54

Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:

Comments

Katzia 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 21:47

Well, it's unfortunate but you should know these things by now.

RussianBabe 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 21:49

wow some people are mean ... just because she is ocd, doesn't mean he has to dump her , if he really wants to be with her, he can make his room the way she needs it to be!

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:00

Your girlfriend is such a square. |the kid|

SuperBritty23 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:10

That's just a nice way of telling you that she doesn't want sex.

kareltje 17

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:30

You know she's got OCD... Your own fault then. Gotta give some to get some. It's a two-way street, buddy. You need to work on your communication ;)

fwoodgirl12 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:55

Hahahahahaha!! I'm sorry but you have to admitt, that's pretty funny lol :P

gar2014 23

Sunday 5 February 2017 3:31

dump her like third period spanish

Keywords

Awkward Poopoo peepee Work Camping Miscellaneous Food Fish Health Holidays Vegan Ableism Love Gamers Geek Video games Parents Relatable Painful Annoying Mental health Customers Tattoos Motorbike Accident Transportation Bikes Art Money Concert Family

The Top

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 639

You deserved it 2 340

Today, at my grandmother's funeral I tried my hardest not to cry, only allowing tears to fall and not making any noise, to be respectful at her funeral. Afterwards, my mother tells my father that I didn't cry, which obviously meant that I didn't love my grandmother and had no soul. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 993

You deserved it 4 752

The Top

Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 563

You deserved it 3 247

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 726

You deserved it 6 252

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 450

You deserved it 7 815

Today, I had to explain to my husband why a Facebook comment that says, “Such a tight body, I bet you can ride some dick real good!” towards a female friend of his is inappropriate. He insists it’s a compliment and accused me of being a “misogynist” and not supporting “female body positivity.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 733

You deserved it 262

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 391

You deserved it 8 520

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 765

You deserved it 3 672