By scorned ex - 17/10/2015 03:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML
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megs925 16

You should send him one back reading "how to **** off"

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DarkStorm2Bad 14

Step 1: Delete e-mail Step 2: Continue to enjoy delicious pie Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

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ohsnapword 21

Is this the same pie you told the police office you were eating when you got pulled over?

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nevereyes 31

Either a) he's a complete piece of shit or b) you actually need to lose weight and he's just concerned. My bet is on A though.......

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writerchic85 25

Send him one back called "how to last longer in bed"

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Badkarma4u 17

That only works if he doesnt last long in bed.

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Bragi 12

And now you know why, OP. Now putsown the fork and back away slowly. YDI.

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rederis 4

...just because she's eating pie doesn't mean she's fat lmao.

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daldora 3

People emails get rigged to send spam/junk mail all the time. Such as for viagra, anti depres, etc. Assuming you two ended on good terms i bet this was the case

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Imthedaddy11 16

OP, how tall are you and how much do you weight, because he might be right, you may need to lose weight

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cassm 7

you could always send one of the penis enlargement pumps emails. that's just as low a blow as he sent to you

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