By Singed - 04/07/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML
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Essentials 0

Perhaps you should listen to your father in the future eh? Next time he might stick it somewhere else.

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_Skies 0

Dude, I love that smell. Your dad is win.

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eguerr5 2

wow, that's a great dad. i would vote for him for father of the year.....no kidding

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TheBigGamer 0

jesus people, it was a fire cracker. It's not like he tried to draw OP's silhouette with a Kalashnikov

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lovely997 0

Firecrackers smell amazing. I burn shit in my room 24/7

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Ryan_the_Great 0

Wonder what he does if you don't do your homework. O.o

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Bonejangles 0

bahahahahha i thought my dad was the only one to do that kind of thing...its something you complain about now, but get to tell stories about later

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ashamazing 0

My dad told me "if your not up in two minutes i'll bring the shower to you" ... i met the garden hose, goodbye laptop and phone. What are dads for, creating funny stories, Thats what.

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