By Singed - 04/07/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML
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Essentials 0

Perhaps you should listen to your father in the future eh? Next time he might stick it somewhere else.

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ShenziSixaxis 0

Call the police; he could've hurt or killed you doing that.

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Kondustra 8

YOU ARE ******* RETARDED!!! THE OP COULDNT HAVE BEEN HURT OR KILLED!! he probly set it off in the middle of the floor. not on the op themself, ******* *******

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luxornv 0

Assuming you're under 18, DCFS would be very interested in hearing this.

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Ibeapirate 0

My initial reaction was that your dad is unbalanced. My second thought....he's kind of a badass. Damn. o_O

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DEVASTATOR 12

WTF 4711 people think YDI that's crazy no person in there life should have that happen to especially by one of there parents FYL indeed. but OP for ideas of revenge light a firework in there room or while he's taking a dump lol 

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Subtext 10

It smells like victory. For your dad, of course :)

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CyclonePsycho 1

lol ur dad's a psycho. :3

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Kondustra 8

you also are ******* stupid. its a practical joke u over sheltered *******. try and have some fun in life for once

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stringking21 0

My friend was sleeping n my mom was out so i lit a fire cracker on his nuts :-/

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MasterModeraor 0

I smell incest... lighting a firecracker in your pants..... geez TMI. YDI

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