By Singed - 04/07/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML
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Essentials 0

Perhaps you should listen to your father in the future eh? Next time he might stick it somewhere else.

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darkfalling 4

I once lit sparklers inside because as they're sort of just metal rods with a light dusting of gunpowder (or whatever makes them sparkle) I thought, 'hey, it's not like these can smoke that much'. Dear god my room filled up quickly with smoke. It was fun though, and I didn't manage to accidentally light anything on fire. That's what flatting whilst you're at university is for people: trying stuff you wouldn't be able to get away with when you live with your parents.

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kile88 2

um if it's a proper firecracker aren't they explosive :/ so it couldve gone wrong haven't you seen ppl who've died from them?

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Seana01 0

What kind of nutcase father does this to his daughter to make her get outta bed??? What an ass!!

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wasted0087 0

That is Epic! I'm totally going to do that to my friends >:)

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Krista19 1

Can we trade dads???

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Katuski 4

my mom would kill (not literally) my dad if he ever did that.

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officialsucker 0

LMAAAOOO XD XD Favorited !! ur dads awesome !! :P:P

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scott_m319 0

Whoa! I would sit up just to watch!

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