By Watchtower? More like fortress. - 19/10/2012 21:39 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
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max_wilder 9

Burning Jehovah's witnesses is a noble cause. Help him.

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lemontree7 3

This is the best fml ever!! In the past, I have scared them off by answering the door naked, but I love this option!

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TurtleSmile 14

From what I've seen, it's also not too uncommon in Alabama.

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tsent8 15

Ohh so it's like marrying your sister

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Nadron 21

102- except marrying your sister is wrong asshole. Using a flamethrower, not so much.

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80skid 15

I wish he was my dad haha.

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olpally 32

That's ******* genius!! Do it!! :D

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greeneyebeauty9 28

solid plan. I think it's best you help him.

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DKjazz 20

OP's name is hilarious if you know what The Watchtower is.

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bestnameright 14

He's doing G-d's work! Everyone hates those guys right? Even G-d? "Oh hell is hot eh? ILL SHOW YOU HOT! BURRRRNNN" In all seriousness Jehovah's Witnesses aren't that bad though, just annoying.

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unknown_user5566 26

Why are you censoring the word "God"...?

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stfuNOWplease 6

From my understanding, Jewish people are not supposed to spell God so they don't spell it all the way. This person may not be Jewish but it is just an assumption and have no problem with being corrected.

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anzie_fml 9

He's says he's Jewish, I read his profile. No correcting necessary : ]

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TurquoiseJesus 15

47- 17 is a Jew. A ginger Jew. [insert ginger joke here].

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bpickett18 16

Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in hell. Also, people say they are annoying but they are doing exactly what Jesus said to do at Mathew 28:19. Also, have you ever met a Witness outside of their preaching work? They are some of the nicest and most trustworthy people I've ever met.

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PipingMouse 14

I set fire....to those Jehovah's...Adele anyone? No? I dunno OP you seem pretty set for any situation. A flamethrower has many uses: zombies, aliens, annoying people....

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lilhellian 26

they can still get behind your lines using your cells

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PipingMouse 14

With? Lines....cells???? Anyone else confused?

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