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I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.

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Was it because you thought you would hit a person? or because you actually thought it was Robert Pattison? If so YDI for liking a complete piece of crap series.

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Maybe she was scared cuz he is a vampire.. I mean, when his sparkle meter gets to full bore he stalks and impregnates (with demon babies) every chick in sight.. Btw: I made up a new term: Twisexuality: Basically, a sexual preference for beastiality and necrophelia.. Twisexuals: Fat, horny, obsessed pre-teens who want to fuck animals or dead people from cartoons..

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something is wrong with this scenario. if you were backing out of the garage, it would have been fully open. I don't see how your cat would have hit the garage door, maybe the sides of the garage?

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wait, if you were backing up to get out of the driveway, shouldn't you have been on reverse, not drive?

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Yeah, and if you were backing out of your garage, wouldn't the car have been in reverse? Meaning you would've hit the cutout, not the garage?

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*Bullshit some faggot with no literary criteria would read (note that it also implies sex after marriage is good and that the characters all live in the 1st phase of falling in love: "perfection"); Literary garbage; Plotless story; Shit that ruins everything, even FML.com (Mylifeistwilight.com).

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#4: just because she stepped on the gas doesn't mean she went forward. When the car is in reverse and she steps on the gas, guess what... it's gonna go backwards. duh. think.

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@#12, She's backing out or driving out. Either way she is going INTO the STREET. SO. If she's BACKING OUT she has it in reverse. She steps on the gas peddle and she goes INTO THE STREET. She has it in drive, and she steps on the gas peddle SHE GOES INTO THE STREET. I know! AMAZING, right?? #12, Next time; think before you speak. I can't believe I unconsciously assumed it was a woman, and then I ended up defending her driving skills.. or lack thereof. Either way I call FAKE.

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stupid fucks. she backed out of the garage and the cut out was near the door behind her. she got scared and gunned it instead of braking and hit the dood and took off the door. she was in reverse dipshits. I know this because she was "backing out". go to fucking school stupid shits.

makes no sense. if you are backing out of the driveway, how did u hit the garage? if u were in the garage, shouldnt the door be open? stupid.

I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.

Poor garage door; it had to pay the price. Actually, I've hit the gas pedal a few times in a moment of panic. Fortuantely, I react in time to not damage anything

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