Love: Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually"...

By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 04:23 - United States - Boaz

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML

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Freaked

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 15:00

Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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Meet the in-laws

By Anonymous - 13/11/2021 19:59

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. He pointed to two crossed swords above the fireplace and informed me the right one is his, and that if I ever hurt his daughter, he’ll give me a fighting chance by letting me use the left one. This guy thinks he lives in the Middle Ages or something. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 23 November 2013 5:10

Is he ******* crazy? What the hell is wrong with him? He's going about this all wrong. That's way too direct. The correct thing to say is, "I have a rusty scalpel, plenty of lidocaine, and an intimate knowledge of male anatomy. Have a nice time tonight."

droidlover 14

Saturday 23 November 2013 5:08

Did he stab him?!?!??

Comments

molleyla 7

Monday 25 November 2013 1:19

Your dad is so hilarious. XD

blargblah 12

Monday 25 November 2013 7:52

BEST. DAD. EVER.

Shade1982 20

Monday 25 November 2013 9:55

Oh, that's cute. Here, take a closer look at my knife while I wait for you to load it...

SAgirl 13

Monday 25 November 2013 12:44

I can't help but feel that there is an important part of the story missing...

glitterkuro 18

Monday 25 November 2013 20:18

My Dad didn't do this when he met my partner. If we have kids, I'd be furious with my partner if he did anything like that. Maybe you had the confidence to just laugh along, #113, but not everybody does. Also it's a sexist as **** tradition.

FellowYellow 10

Thursday 28 November 2013 4:26

I would be the kind of father who would do that just to scree around with my daughter's boyfriend. That kind of comedy can't be bought XD

sporteeholmes01 15

Saturday 7 December 2013 7:52

Well at least he's looking out for you..... Just in a terrifying way

squishycat 6

Wednesday 18 December 2013 19:22

Don't feel bad OP, my father used to take my prospective boyfriends out onto the back deck, show them the vast acreage behind our house and tell them how many hundreds of places he could hide a body and how "the wolves would eat your corpse before they had a chance to find you."