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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By Angelica - 28/10/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

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By Roomie pay rent plz - 24/04/2016 01:25 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

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By wiper - 04/05/2011 03:12

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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I'm a mess

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 23:01

Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 5 September 2011 8:49

That's as awkward as wanking it with your left hand.

Keyman1212 14

Monday 5 September 2011 9:28

Am I the only one who just now realized there are scented tampons?!?

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physicist48 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:46

Why was your dad buying tampons with you?

tcurry_fml 0

Monday 5 September 2011 18:44

Because the regular ones just dont clean up the stank well enough.

stephanyk2 7

Monday 5 September 2011 20:43

My dads done almost the same thing.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 5 September 2011 21:00

I don't understand why scented tampons exist. Nobody wants to be smelling that shit anyway. YDI for choosing scented tampons

bubo_fml 10

Monday 5 September 2011 21:50

Ur Dad's a tampon connisuier? Disturbing...

ohmandapants 16

Monday 5 September 2011 22:15

Connisuier? Ummm...

demondog562 0

Monday 5 September 2011 22:52

Well he probably wants it to smell good for them nose bleeds

giraffemagic 0

Monday 5 September 2011 22:59

That's embarrassing :(

KiinqDramaQueen 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:12

Awww That Really Sucks! Good Luck In Life!?

you_killed_kenny 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:23

Apparently he needed them if he started arguing....

sarah2144 14

Monday 5 September 2011 23:47

They make scented tampons? Huh.

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Same thing different taste

Dad priorities

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