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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By Angelica - 28/10/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

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By Roomie pay rent plz - 24/04/2016 01:25 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

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By wiper - 04/05/2011 03:12

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 23:01

Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 5 September 2011 8:49

That's as awkward as wanking it with your left hand.

Keyman1212 14

Monday 5 September 2011 9:28

Am I the only one who just now realized there are scented tampons?!?

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linnie_wesker 20

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:28

People like your dad need to be taken somewhere and shot. I hate when idiots bitch at cashiers over prices, like do they seriously think the cashier decided the prices for everything?

auddylynne 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:08

Omg that's soooo awkward

liontigerfan 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:24

Why does ur dad care??

J_Shorty_17 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:45

scented tampons?? I'm pretty that can't be good for you to put a scented tampon up there :S ...

carobug 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:47

I won't lie, I wouldn't buy scented tampons. Is there a point? I'd rather just put on some body spray or perfume. Regular tampon protection and gross scent is changed into a hopefully more appealing aroma! :p

aali12 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:23

Why is he buying tampons???

orange95_fml 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:45

dumb ass. there obviously for a girl in the family

gress269 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:29

what is up with me and scented tampons today??? holy...

woopa18 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:49

I didn't know scented tampons existed haha

Bullpine 11

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:29

You shouldnt use scented tampons. Youll be more prone to TSS

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