By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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orphinz 3

You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.

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Petunia888 13

That is kinda awkward, but, hey, he had to tell someone!

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Moota 9

He has bragging rights. I salute your dad.

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MutantNinja 0

This is a win.

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Sparx1_1 16

Typical single dad shit. Once you hit a certain age, they suddenly want to be your buddy and turn off the part of the brain that reminds them that these conversations are inappropriate to have with their kid. Just be blunt and tell him that you don't mind him telling you that he had a date with an attractive woman and shit like that - but that the details are strictly off limits.

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spartan522114 0

Well after a while, you might as well grow up and treat them the way you would you friends. Unless you to turn out like the fml in which a mother gets mad at her married daughter for getting pregnant.

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staymintyfresh 13

I remember the day my dad go to that point. it all started with one dirty joke.

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jane79 0

sorry op but that's funny, but your dad should not do that to u, I would of asked him how many Viagra he needed for that then maybe he would not do it again

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bryan1992 0

lmao that's pretty funny

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OCDC 9

If her dad was Charlie Sheen, he would have had the pics of BOTH women he screwed last night.

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SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Agree with @seanders lmao.

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