Intimacy: Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased...

By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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darkangel8799 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:05

Way to go dad!

orphinz 3

Friday 3 June 2011 19:12

You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.

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TKrisha_fml 5

Friday 3 June 2011 22:38

Think about the positive, you and your dad have such a close relationship that he fewls that he can tell you anything

kmythen 3

Friday 3 June 2011 22:49

fair play to your Dad.., my Dad won't even use a mobile phone :) lol

HeyMrsWest 2

Friday 3 June 2011 22:49

Lmaoo . smooooth.

savanh_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:00

hahaha champion!

MollyDollLifee 1

Friday 3 June 2011 23:12

That sounds like my dad!

tabernacle_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:18

your dad must be charlie sheen

twiz31589 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:24

awesome...ok delicious

Kypopz 9

Friday 3 June 2011 23:27

In my opinion, that would've been a little more acceptable if OP was a guy..

keechigai 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:29

niiice lolz!

yayo55 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:32

ur dad is a straight G

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