Work: Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom....

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Noise machine

By achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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tsim_fml 0

Monday 12 December 2011 8:47

why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.

JojoChuo 8

Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Monday 12 December 2011 8:55

A someone who has worked at McDonald's and cleaned the restrooms, I'm going to have to say that the women's restroom is always worse than the men's.

brendafriesen 5

Monday 12 December 2011 9:47

I worked at a fast food restaurant for 5 years and the guys bathroom was ALWAYS worse. Always smellier and dirtier.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 12 December 2011 10:17

I can't believe that. The men's room only had one stall, and most of the time it didn't even look used. The women's had two or three stalls and they would be nasty. You'd get shit spatters in the toilet and blood on the wall, floor, and toilet. Not to mention that they usually had paper towels crumpled up along the floor. I never got that cleaning the men's room.

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 12 December 2011 10:33

I've worked at a restaurant and the women's restroom was like a dirty warzone

MizzErikaHart 8

Monday 12 December 2011 11:11

Wal mart bathrooms in honolulu is absolutely toxic

EvilTwerp 12

Monday 12 December 2011 12:38

*Honolulu, *are

Jonkbaby 22

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:42

did you say intoxicating?

reaganomics 6

Monday 12 December 2011 8:57

#6 and #7 since you apparently lack the ability to understand this FML I'll explain, she thought her friend was in the stall beside her....on a side note: Sucks for you OP hopefully they didn't recognize your voice...fyl

marisadc79 0

Monday 12 December 2011 10:41

Thank God I'm not the only one who got that

jgduplante 9

Monday 12 December 2011 11:42

Number 6 probably meant why would you call anyone a stinky bitch, because even saying this to a friend is rude. And number 10 said it was slightly confusing, which doesn't mean they didn't get it. I agree that the wording was a little awkward, but I completely understood it. How would you like it if you made a bathroom smell really bad (entirely not your fault) and someone made fun of you for it in such a crass way? OP needs to learn manners.

reaganomics 6

Monday 12 December 2011 15:11

Never mentioned 10.......the wording was off a bit, but easily understandable, side note: if you have a good friend then joking around with them is a given, don't tell me you have never joked on your friend for blowing up the bathroom

theDOGgoesIDGAF 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 16:34

But she didn't say "good friend whom I also work with" she said "a coworker friend" which makes that a 'friend in the work place only'....her wording is so crapy it's hard to know though lol

jellyD 1

Monday 12 December 2011 9:03

Need to look and know shoes at work!

Mercedes16 7

Monday 12 December 2011 9:07

Hahaha.

hombrepollo 0

Monday 12 December 2011 9:10

I guess you're the stinky bitch now

beebeeL 1

Monday 12 December 2011 9:12

Ooohmygood LMAO!!!!

tnt227 4

Monday 12 December 2011 9:12

Lmao I can only imagine the expression on her face after randomly being called a stinky bitch and sprayed at

vexis58 1

Monday 12 December 2011 9:13

Is your coworker in this story also your friend? I'm confused. You sprayed air freshener on your coworker, then your friend walked in and it was still all stinky from someone else?